Introduction at Cakelair

As we are without a clan introduction on cakelair, I was coaxed by Mikenn to write one on behalf of cakinatorking. So I've listed it here for your perusal and review, before king (YES YOU king :)) just cuts and pastes this into the Q&A thread on cakelair.

This is what I came up with:

As for a historical introduction, here goes:

Since the beginning of Fatty P time (sometime around July 30th 2009), in a galaxy not too far away, Fatty P was God; And God was Fatty P.
Now after going through all that Creationism mumbo jumbo, God was bored. His most faithful disciple Cakinatorking (who was also faithfully absent ALWAYS!), suggested that they should start a clan to combat this newly found boredom.
Cakinatorking stood up to the calling and began his quest for recruitment. Days passed where he would spam random PSNids asking ,"Are you interested in joining a clan? Please contact me." and stalk top players on the leaderboards.
Through sheer perserverance and irritating tactics, The C@kinators Clan was formed on May 1st 2010. Fatty P was finally whole again.

As to our feeble creed,
1) We will have FUN
2) We accept all types of sexual preference (this one solely applies to The_Cruise)
3) Ignore all of the above as we dont know what we are doing
4) We love to hear depressing tales from each clan member (don't ask; we are just a weird, slightly demented bunch)

and sad stories #2

I couldn't ask for anything more..

Well...that's a lie...I ask that KING posts this on Cakelair

Along with that Thank You post Cruise has demanded

Lol very well written Ron.

In the earliest of july, the site was formed. We were a "Deloping" clan, but now we are but a budding blossom about to become a lethal roseIn the earliest of july, the site was formed. We were a "Deloping" clan, but now we are but a budding blossom about to become a lethal rose

lmao u guys would say i was stalk.. i guess it was true..

I'm the legit stalker....I'm the legit stalker....